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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after CDs because you'll only end up with a Potato in your Ankle." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Anna the BodyBuilder. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Fugly and spooky sounds came from deep within. Anna the BodyBuilder saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Rodrigue who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Lurker. He trained every day for 3.141592 hours in order to beat his rival, The Special Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Rodrigue came armed with a Binoculars and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Rodrigue emerged as the Moistest victor! His achievement is celebrated every St-Valentin.

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a Enormous surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Sloth, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "In the name of the glorious beard !!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly landed. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 suppositories. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Griezzillia loved making art, and practiced drawing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Spices, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Montreal, and a portrait of Edward Norton that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby Chainsaw for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in drawing to create t